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I do not apologize, have this photographic gem. :I

I do not apologize, have this photographic gem. :I

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I haven’t been able to remember my dreams for weeks and the ONE dream I remember was about Helen Hunt breaking the land speed record on a piece of cloth… .

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I Am Responsible For The Fall Of Film

First off I’d like to say I enjoy my job.

Some days are worse than others but for the most part it’s good.
Today was not one of those days.

I had a woman come in at 5 to 9:30 with 6 rolls of film she wanted developed and she was asking about prices.

Our film prices go by how many prints are made from the roll, 50 cents per print and if you want doubles there’s a $5 development fee.

I told her this and she goes Oooooooooh in a fast snarky voice and starts going off saying “well I came here thinking that it would be cheaper”

*siiiiiiiiiiigh*

“Well I guess I’ll go baaaaaack TOOOOOO LOOOOOONDON DRUUUUUUGS”

She was walking way and saying it louder as she got farther away so I would hear.

Her tone and they way she talked to me was just so disrespectful.

Well my dear, I’m so sorry that I can’t change the prices for you because you say you’ll go to another corporation.
I’m also sorry that I, one employee out of the millions Wal-Mart employs am responsible for the rise in the cost of film development.

While I’m at it I might as well apologize for being the cause of the digital revolution as well.
You know, because I this one girl am responsible for you not being able to deal with what comes with your choice of staying with using a film camera, if you can’t deal with your choices either be quiet or go buy a digital camera and leave your piss poor attitude at home.

Seriously, the tone of her voice and how she looked at me… go to your London Drugs, let the poor girls there deal with you.

Also, that website People Of Wal-Mart, everything you see on there is totally real, trust me. We get some real beasts in my poor little photo lab. -_-

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A rant about children and babies

Ugh, if you can avoid it don’t have children. -_-
I can’t even handle my youngest sister, we are 8 years apart and total opposites. We fight like horribly, that horrid girl type fighting too. Nothing but yelling and passive aggressive little things to get on each others nerves.
She was the first thing that made me never want to have children, when I think about it she is probably not even that bad of a person it’s just us when we get together and our personalities clash and not all kid are like us but still…

I know, I know, that’s my opinion now while I’m young and when I’m older that will probably change.
True, but for the time being I don’t care for children and don’t think I ever will but you never know.

Babies and pregnancy creep me out as well. I have it in my head that while being pregnant you basically have a parasite living inside you until it is born and no longer feeds off of you and your nourishment like a parasite.

Now don’t get all angry at me for my opinions, keep in mind I have never had children so I will have no idea what “the miracle of child birth” and all that jazz is like. Don’t take it to seriously because I am no where near close in maturity to be taking children or babies seriously yet.

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What? What is this? I don’t even….  what?

What? What is this? I don’t even…. what?

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via nymbus)

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This is what happens at 3 in the morning, I draw weird self portraits on the ms paint with my laptop touch pad.

I should sleep more….